i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
when a hot person says they are tired of being single
- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
Why would you fucking do that
buy me cute underwear and i will let u see me wearing it
I know that people bitch about labels but lesbians that don’t look like lesbians need a sticker or something.
I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I CANT HANDLE THIS
are we just ignoring that wand is called a baguette in french?
the baguette chooses the wizard mr. potter